Modified Innocuous

TITLE: Innocuous
AUTHOR: Arjun
DATE: 11/05/11 10:04 AM
STATUS: publish
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When any
body's potence anywhere is God's own potence maybe God can be
innocuous too..Recently Balram read the poetry of Bindu Krishnan in
Mathrubhumi weekly and it said something like, it is not the eggs
that are carefully drained in Kitchen that become chicken, but the
ones that gets broken automatically breeds.. Balram thought of
adding some sarcasm in his own style saying something like.. Perhaps
not much difference but just some time gaps like, one's shelf life
might end with growing children and their mischief whereas the
other's might with the arrival of guests..
So Balram
started thinking,What could be the utility of Dhoti with his GSLV
project (Full forms GSLV and PSLV are not to be (mis)taken with that
of the Great ISRO ventures in INDIA..Maybe need not just GPS too
with Girls Pie Savadhan)..but then.. ??

Balram along
with his friend already found out the utilities of Dhoti in his PSLV
project, like the magicians use that for flying in the sky, these
dhoties can act as a soft innocuous membrane with which salty air can
be filtered out, and then pure, clean and fresh air can be admitted
in for the functioning of the PSLV project..After fine tuning all
the details for a successful launch and run, later when Balram came
back thought about it at Home, found out the logical fallacy
(blunder) in such a project.. There need not be any air in Space at
all, then how can this membrane be used for filtering salty air from
purely clean air..??

Then Balram
started thinking alone at home, how can dhoties be used in GSLV
projects where air might be available for some filtering purpose..Then he
thought of the strategies, he proposed, to get married
scientifically..

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6PRM4RREAC7TU6O4JGQUNCPSKM/blog/articles/64576?listPage=index

The Rs.
1000/- pm clause saves him from probable future wrath to make more
and might keep away too much of salt..and also might ensure to an
extent "taking care of Parents" clause too as their pension also getting some major roles in the play.. Approval from Parents might take
care to a great extent, the wrath that might happen in future with
probable behavioral pattern changes..Horoscope Approval takes
care of the Ancestral Traditions' “Swathwa Bodham” whereas
insistence on equivalent qualifications takes care of the modern
traditions of matching to keep some head height with some
contemporary values of Society..With Nigudha Samkhyam enabled
Hanuman Jyothisham,Omnipotent and Random concerns of God also gets
addressed..As Balram's Grandmother repeats his Grandfather's words
as “Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder”, Balram needs to just
check the Beauty of the girl as some old traditions' job for the
marrying fellow..

So where air
is there, the larger quest still loomed around, How can some of these
so called God like innocuous Dhoties be used for running Balram's
GSLV project.. Balram thought about it over and over again..Then
while listing the advantages of Dhoti one particularly got Balram's
attention on a money saving front, like whatever the changing waste
size, dhoties need not be altered like pants or trousers..but then
the pockets made in Dhoties with the off shoot seems so small to
accommodate some normal sized leather purses and also seems slightly
more riskier than pants.. That problem perhaps can be addressed with
some kind of a “Sanchi” (need not just be Sav(e)dhan)..

But then how
to utilize Dhoti in GSLV..?? Then suddenly some aspects of Dwivapa
came to Balram..

http://arjunkrishna963.sulekha.com/blog/post/2010/12/aaram-vedam-the-sixth-veda/comments.htm

Some
aspects of a dual use technology over here is something like.. Keep
one Dhoti, separate for the GSLV project in which dust accumulation
could be more.. rather than cleaning it use that as a working dress
that requires cleaning once in a while only.. whereas the working
dresses can be the fresh ones used elsewhere for some colourful
presentations, of course with a delay..

So, when
Balram was about to fix this project.. call came from his
friend and said, “..but air can be there for PSLV projects too
in the accelerating initial phase, once certain speed is achieved and
gets over the air field with projects like Chandrayan, the magical dhoties can withdraw leaving the
PSLV to continue in Space and the same dhoties can be used again with
other PSLV projects too”.. And other than some projects like Chandrayan most of the smaller scale PSLV projects are running at a comparatively very lower height than GSLV needing no detachment of Dhoties ..
Balram said, “Shall think about it,
but there are no guarantees as there could be some danger to the life
of dhoties with probability of getting torned up if they are not able
to return timely.. and as we all know Balram is not a great player
of “Daivayanam” with time bound constraints.. He might just
finish it up Yesterday, in just a one sided manner, sometimes even
producing some boredom to the Audience..So if the dhoties return
before time, then PSLV's might need to do some extra researches
further with some more..further..So there can be
no guarantees on anything..
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgepgX3WsgD2HAc07R_2bLnty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110117220127AAoICn3

But anyway Balram decided to withdraw the special concessions initially proposed and offered to Spiritual Aspirants unless it is a "Chandrayan" PSLV project ..

https://www.facebook.com/notes/jayakrishnan-elayitam/one-jk-analysis-of-a-case-study/10150200461770353

Some Asokavani Nyayam with the previous blog also maybe read ..

http://athmavidya.blogspot.com/2011/05/asokavani-nyayam-in-fifth-house_20.html

Here is another aspect of a jk Resume'..

http://jayakrishnanmenon.wordpress.com/2011/01/08/jks-resume-and-some-modified-nspa/

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