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Saturday, May 26, 2018

OPS.. A Gloskrutham Story ..

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One Posh Story.. (OPS..) .. (A Gloskrutham Story)

Bellram is given an International Travel Opportunity to promote and lobby for GJk's Nobel Prize .. 

GJk noticed the growing frustrations in Bellram and gave an international travel opportunity to reduce on his melancholy in the name of Lobbying and Promotions to win a Nobel Prize for Gloskrutham Literature Art.. 

It was completely upto Bellram how to do the campaigns ..

After agreeing to start of the campaign, once when Bellram reached Germany, an imaginary sound as though representing some righteous argument of thoughts at the banks of an unseen Thales River in Germany like a kind of Saraswathi River in India , pleaded to Bellram that if he goes for the promo campaign in a conventional manner, he can get ousted fast from the position that he is holding. . So it's better for Bellram to Enjoy the trip more with the money provided by the company rather than do any painstaking campaigns, as suggested and advised by Sreenivasan to Mohanlal in the movie "Akkare Akkare Akkare" .. 


And when the budgeted money finished Bellram called on GJk for some CGQIP (Continuous Gloskrutham Quality Improvement Planning) advises on what to do next .. 

And GJk took his "Kaviti" and did a Random Number Generation and Simulation test using the FRNGS model which is a modified version of Monte Carlo Simulation Techniques..

After doing an FRNGS Model test GJk advised Bellram to catch a flight to China where the prices of Goods shall be low and Bellram can actually transport a few items from there and sell Elsewhere at the next destination spot to avoid his Cash Crunch Situation ..  


Bellram heeded to that CGQIP advise and flew to China to buy a few items to be sold at the next destination..

After seeing the Great Wall, Bellram decided to take a Luxury Cruise Ship to Las Vegas to sell some No Guarantee gadgets that might seem to be useful in the Gambling Business .. 


In that Luxury Cruise Trip as a Sane Billy, Bellram also met a fun loving Priya and Jyothi (PJ) team who mocked and took fun of Bellram, trying to say without saying that he is a joker actually trying to take many necessary and unnecessary roles upon his head .. These glam girls were enjoying the Luxury Cruise from a Big Lotto Win using some No Guarantee Gadgets which Bellram was probably planning to sell in Las Vegas for a few dollars more .. The PJ team found another prey in the Cruise and left an Amish styled looking Bellram who tried to promote and emphasised the point again and again regarding the needs to get converted to Vegetarianism as human beings. . The PJ team quickly got bored of the Evangelical kind of Value Education Lectures of Bellram on Vegetarianism and it's benefits .. Sooner they found an escape route from Bellram, with a still easier and gullible one who looked like an Uncle and could afford their accommodation in Las Vegas .. It was more like a kind of marriage of convenience stated at the beginning of the movie "Vishwaroopam" starred by Kamal Hassan .. And thus the Amish styled Bellram got freed from the attacks of PJ team with his VegetarianTwam (Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . 😲 ... ) Dharmic Value Ed Po(au)ses..

After selling the No Guarantee  gadgets in LasVegas Bellram took yet another flight to Switzerland to deposit all that money gained from Sales Proceeds from Las Vegas into the Swiss Bank Account of the Company  ..


And after some of those secret missions in Switzerland including the depositing of Sales Proceeds of Gadgets , Bellram now flew to the land of Ball Supremacy fights in Spa_In as per some of the secret advises, from Switzerland to keep the discipline intact, to let some wild wind imagination funs too along with the Sand Worship programmes to keep the Pen_Guns to flow on and on with more and more stories ..


Then Bellram was asked to move into a Russian Hotel near the banks of Vol_Ga river to finalise the short listed candidates thru an interview on VegetarianIsm(Twam) and get their Signatures and consent letters in this matter to join the Value Engineering Works (VEW) as freshly recruited hostesses in its promo campaigns at various levels and dimensions..


And thus after finishing a six legged international tour campaign a much more rejuvenated Bellram returned to report back to GJk in VEW along with the consent letters of the fresh recruits who have agreed to join VEW observing VegetarianIsm(Twam) ..  

And GJk said to Bellram that all these could have been done much much better with more passion, had he had that .. Had GJk been there it could have been a much much more a sizzling and eventful adventure and a still better travelogue, that for now seem to look like more of a kind of watered down cracklers, like a five coloured repeater .. who just obeyed the orders of CGQIP Planners.. Even in the first case where own decision was taken, even that would have become more glamorous had he could make some celebrity girl a friend of him and made that celebrity to call into the CGQIP programme for clarifications, to her friend Bellram, as he is highly ashamed to make a call kind of scenario .. That might have served better for the cause  .. But.. Yet, GJk added that it is a somewhat okay done job by Bellram, though it could have been much much better .. 😊 ..


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